The Martian Book Review

Hello. Today I am going to review “The Martian” book by Andy Weir.

The_Martian_2014 The Martian is a book about Mark Watney who is stranded on Mars. He must use his intelligence and will to survive to make it through the year and a half that he must stay there. The book is very cunning by showing Watney’s intelligence in a rather spectacular fashion. However, the book has a more than needed amount of profanity. In fact, the first sentence in the book has a “f bomb” inside it’s content. I would not recommend this to readers under the age of 11. I also think the book gets rather monotonous after a while. I would have rated this 5 stars for the impeccable use of science, but the constant use of profanity and the unrealistic ways that Mark Watney is saved made me reduce it to a more fitting 4 stars.

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Mega Munchpak Special!

Hi people! Today I have something special for you! You know how usually I just review the munchpak and nothing else? Today I am reviewing some foreign foods from other places!

Today we start off with… I actually don’t know what we are starting off with! I will call them cake sticks for now.

IMG_1742[1]Those yellow people look like pac man! Anyways, lets nom down on these like pac man! Wow! I opened it up and boy is it complex! I am going to take a few more pictures!

 

 

 

IMG_1750[1]This is what the cake stick thing looked like when I unpacked it.

 

 

 

 

IMG_1757[1]This is what it looked like when I made the sauce out of the packets. Time to eat! I tried a stick by itself: it tasted like cardboard. I guess snack sticks are supposed to taste like cardboard. Next I tried one with sprinkles and chocolate sauce and it tasted delicious! The chocolate sauce tastes like pudding! Next I tried one with strawberry sauce instead. It was very sweet but still good. The chocolate sauce definitely had a more pudding like texture, the strawberry was foamy. 5 stars šŸ™‚

Next off we have… Kikiriki Kroki Krokets?

IMG_1744[1]I don’t trust that peanut…. Anyways, lets eat these and hope the kroki kroket doesn’t become the choki choket! I open the bag and it smells like peanut butter… I take a bite and it is like a cheese puff but with peanut butter instead of cheese! 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

If you remember the Hi-Chew from a few posts ago, this is basically premium Hi- Chew from Japan.

IMG_1738[1]I guessing this has special ingredients or something because it says it’s “premium”. I open it and it smells like wine! Hopefully it does not have alcohol in it! It sort of looks like light green play-dough…. It sort of tastes like a grape except not as strong with an undertone of mint. 5 out of 5 stars!

 

 

Next we have some extremely funnily named candies called……. Sour Smog Balls!

IMG_1749[1]Okay, it’s toxic waste brand and they are supposed to be super sour… So wish me luck! I smell them and they sure smell like toxic waste! Okay I am going to attempt to eat one..Wow! The covering of the ball is tough so I let it dissolve… Whoa! Holy cow! Holy Moly! It is super sour! Whoamolyholycowkaboom! 3 out of 5 stars! sourito!

 

Next we have Eugenia Junior! But I don’t understand how you can have a junior candy. I mean, isn’t candy already for kids?

IMG_1746[1]Well what a happy bee! Lets buzz on down to eat it! (I know, horrible joke.) It smells something like bread. If you have ever had sweet bread from Mexico the cookies sort of taste like that… the filling is basically vanilla and honey mixed together. Nothing special here. 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

Next up we have some frog flavored bubble gum! Yum! Just kidding, (I hope ;( ) it is just the packaging.

IMG_1739[1]My mom tried some of the other gums so I chose the froggy gum. When I pull the gum out of the wrapper, It sort of looks like sunglasses! Okay, hopefully this is not frog flavored! I think it is supposed to be some sort of berry bubble gum. 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

Next we have some Festys! They are supposed to be festive I believe.

IMG_1740[1]Fiesta! Fiesta! Sorry, these festys are just so festive! They smell extremely strawberry like. Time to dig in! Mmmmm….. definitely better then some other Mexican candies I’ve had. The strawberry tastes more like vanilla though. 4 out of 5 stars

 

 

Next we have a random candy called randoms.

IMG_1747[1]Orange manticore pony laser. Sorry, just some RANDOM words put together. šŸ™‚ I take a RANDOM candy out of the RANDOMS bag but a RANDOM occurrence caused the RANDOMS to RANDOMLY melt. 0 out of 0 stars.

 

 

Next up we have some more chewits! (I had chewits in a different munchpak post.)

IMG_1745[1]It sort of tastes like a pineapple/orange bubble gum. 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

 

 

Okay, guess that is all for today. See ya next time!

 

 

 

 

 

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MunchPak #2

Hey guys! Hows it going? You ready for munchpak #2? I am! But first, a word about business. Diego Larsen and all affiliates are not affiliated with the munchpakĀ organisation as far as I know of. OK back to the pak!

IMG_1716[1]And the 1st is..(drumroll) CHEWITS! Well, it appears that this UK candy also has a Dino! (see previous post) It also appears to be black currant flavor. Munching time! The candies appear to be pink… Geez this is sticky! It Sorta tastes strasins (strawberry raisins) 4 out of 5 stars! note: they are supposed to keep cool but were shipped during summer…..

 

IMG_1719[1]Next we have Fresca flavored Canasta! (I Think..) Look! A Rock and Roll strawberry! Anyway, Lets munch down James Brown! They look pretty fancy.. But taste pretty normal. Sort of like a stale graham cracker with a fruit roll up. 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

IMG_1720[1]Wee Wee! It would Seem wee (get it?) Have Bon Bons! Wee Wee they are watermelon. Wee Wee Let us munch. Wee Wee they taste like sugar.. Wee Wee not too good…. Wee weelachajsgdfc (Wee Wee thats me barfing) Wee Wee oh my… Wee Wee 2 out of 5 stars. Wee Wee Wee!

 

 

IMG_1721[1]Next wee ( šŸ™‚ ) have Rowtrees fruit pastilles. Row Row Row Your Tree Up And Down The Stream Munchity Munchity Munchity Munch Eat Some Can-Dee. Well they look like a flat spice drop.. And sorta taste like one too! Sorta like a gummy after you’re through the sugar crust. 4 out of 5 stars!

 

 

But before the last one…. POTTY BREAK!!

Ahhhhhh….

IMG_1717[1]Now we have Some crazy Philippines food called special bbq corn bits, might as well just munch it. That is funny, half the wrapper peeled off. šŸ™ they are smelly and taste like puffed corn with salt. 3 out of 5 stars.

 

 

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Superhero Creator Game Review!

Wow, so I guess this is a double post šŸ™‚ Anyways, I’m going to review the Hero Creator app! IMG_1694[1]

This is your startscreen when you open the “create hero” button on the Hero app.

 

 

 

 

 

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After you are done creating your hero (by the way, no female bodies. Sorry ladies! šŸ™ ) you can name it and then comes the fun part. šŸ™‚

 

 

 

 

 

IMG_1697[1]This is the stat sheet! You can add superpowers and your hero’s base!

 

 

 

 

 

 

IMG_1699[1]Ok, after you are done you should see your heros screen select your hero and then do battle press the fist button and then do battle to some robots!

 

 

 

 

 

IMG_1701[1]Here is a screenshot of me destroying a robot. You can press either button for a different attack.

All in all this is a good game. You should try it out!

 

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MunchPak

Hey guys! This is just going to be a short blog post about MunchPak, aĀ  cool organization that sends you snacks (okay, maybe its just junk food šŸ™‚ ) from foreign countries!!Ā  Here is a link: https://munchpak.com. Anyways, I will take some pictures of the food and my review!

O.k, first off we have (drum roll) NUCITA!!

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Well, What a happy Dino! Well, I’ve opened it and it seems like that dino used some trickery… The dip cups are only half full! The chocolate dip is worse at one third full! OK time for the taste test… I try the cookie stick by itself and it tastes like stiff cardboard. Now with the dip… It’s much better!! Sort of like nutella with strawberry! Not too good on my tumtums though… šŸ™ 4 stars.

 

Next we have some crazy Persian stuff, MARBLE SESAME HALVA!!!

IMG_1690Ok this looks more calm, but there’s only one way to find out!! It sorta smells like a stale cookie, šŸ™ . Okay tummy, here it comes!! Ohh, it tastes like, a extremely powdery cookie. Not too bad, 3 and a half stars! (note: may be powdery because of shipping)

 

 

Now onto…….. Chiky? Like a chicken?

IMG_1686Well, I have no idea, so let’s find out! It looks like a square Oreo, :P. Well, it just pretty much tastes like a normal Oreo except with chicken flavored cookies. Like a chikin in a biscut with vanilla flavoring. šŸ˜‰ 5 stars just because!

 

 

Okay, Bathroom break.

Ahhhh… Anyways, on to something a bit more familiar, HICHEW!!!

IMG_1688I guess I have to eat it, So here it goes! It looks like white taffy, And tastes like grape gum. Nothing special. 3 stars.

 

 

 

 

The next one my mom won’t let my eat so here’s just a picture.IMG_1684

 

 

 

 

 

So I guess that’s about it. See ya later!

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New star wars in December!!! (2015)

Hi guys! This is D. Today (or Tonight should I say?) I will talk about what I think about the new star wars movie. 1st off, I’ll show you the trailer.

Cool, huh? I really like the T saber that the sith had. I know this wasn’t in the trailer but I also saw that they’re going to add a giant pig monster.

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Funky huh? Also….

MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Heh Heh just kidding.Ā  Now for, the new stormtrooper!!!

I love that helmet :).Ā  Anyway, that’s all!

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Book Review of CHUPACABRA BY: ROLAND SMITH

ChupacabraThis book is the third book in the Cryptid Hunters series by Roland Smith. It is preceded by Tentacles, which I reviewed earlier.

In this book Marty and his friends are trapped inside of Noah Blackwood’s Seattle Ark. Luther, Marty and Dylan go to save Marty’s cousin who is being held in theĀ Ark. They stay there until after closing hours when strange experiments take place in the basement. As Grace is wandering around, she finds out many surprising things about her grandfather. When Noah Blackwood releases his secret invention, the Chupacabra, disaster strikes for the group.

This time around, there are seven main characters. Luther, who has shaved his head, Dylan, a kid who has seen a Sasquatch, Marty and Grace, Noah Blackwood and his henchman and henchwoman, Butch McCall and Yvonne Zloblinavech. The creature “Chupacabra”, or “Nine” as he is referred to, could also be considered a character. Nine is being controlled by Yvonne.

The book was pretty good and it starts to get really interesting near the middle. It is still realistic, but not quite as realistic as Tentacles. I like how Roland Smith brings in Dylan who is actually from another book that he wrote. One of my favorite parts was when Yvonne was being chased by a pot-bellied pig.

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Book Review Of TENTACLES BY : ROLAND SMITH

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Marty and his friends are setting sail to find one of the most fearsome sea beasts of them all, the giant squid. However, Noah Blackwood an evil but popular scientist tries to sabotage their mission. Can they capture the giant squid in time? And what about the dinosaurs below deck?

Tentacles takes place in the sea by a flooded canyon. The story unfolds on a ship that is on a mission to find a giant squid, also known as Architeuthis. This ship, the Coelacanth, has a bad past with pirates.

The story is about cousins Marty Oā€™Hara, a cook, bookworm Grace Wolfe and Graceā€™s father Wolfe. Other accomplices are Laura Lee, Wolfeā€™s sweetheart, Luther, Martyā€™s orange-headed friend, Former Air Force officer Phil and Bertha Bishop, his wife who knows 100 ways to kill somebody with her bare hands. Together they face foes such as the smuggler Noah Blackwood, Graceā€™s evil grandfather, and Butch McCall his fierce henchman.

My thoughts are that the story is realistic, but still mysterious and fun. It is also fun when you hear a little bit about a certain characters past. However, some parts of the story remain rather secretive, but are also kind of revealed. I think my favorite part would have to be when they were trying to disarm the bombs and couldnā€™t find the last one and found out a certain primate had it.

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Mitchell Meeting

In this picture you can see the grocery store. You do see cars there, but it's closed these days.

At the meeting I got some great reviews about my ideas and I got a post from the host of the meeting on my website. Ā  His name is Chuck.Ā  It was great.Ā  I got to eat three cookies.Ā  And it was really long.Ā  I didn’t fall asleep though.Ā  And I got to see the safe.

The meeting was about making old stuff into new things.Ā  Like the Mitchell grocery store.Ā  And I think maybe making a science center for kids.Ā  I bet that would be cool.Ā  I think the grocery store should include a kid’s cafe. I would sell cool food there.Ā  You’d love it.Ā  At the science center you could crush cans, learn about electricity, and all kinds of other stuff that’s cool.

People should attend the third meeting in the future, because it was really good.Ā  It’s kind of helping more business and that is a good thing.

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